Cat sange sa ai in "oua" sa faci asa ceva ca pasare , unei pisici. Cat calm sa ai ca pisica sa lasi o "vrabie" sa se prinda de coada ta, sa stea langa tine fara sa zboare si tu ca pisica sa te uiti la ea. Clar pisica asta a fost domesticita in asa fel incat a uitat de cuvantul "prada" . Pana la urma: WTF ?! Ce naiba face pisica aia,,, parca ar tine cura de slabire; chiar asa de dependenta e de Whiskas, incat sa nu atace aia 4 fulgi de pe pasarea aia ?! :))
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Imbracamintea la romani



___Total adevarat. Acei oameni care comenteaza despre stilul vestimentar al romanilor au totala dreptate in privinta tuturor gusturilor ce predomina la noi in tara. Cu greu imi gasesc o haina care sa imi placa, o haina simpla fara o gramada de chichite si alte tampenii pe ea. Multe fete se imbraca aiurea rau de tot, le vezi pe unele dezbracate, pe altele imbracate ca mamaie, iar altele in asa fel imbracate incat ca arata ca un pom de craciun :| ,,,stiti genu: o caciulita imitatie vulpe, fular curcubeu, geaca de o culoare aprinsa, o fustita cu model si cu scris stralucitor, si niste cizme dintr-un plastic-cauciucat cu multe floricele pe el; cizme care au un model nu diferit de cel al alora de ploaie de la tara, si mai costa si mult :))
___As recomanda sa va uitati la tot filmuletul pentru ca spune numai adevar.
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Ce fuge ,,, la sfarsit cu sarpele ! :))
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I Blow my Load Too Early - Ask The John (Ep. 8)

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I'm Vegetarian but now I have to eat meat!

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Girlfriend gets hickey from gay ex-boyfriend?! - Ask The John (Ep. 9)

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I squeezed some breasts! - Ask The John (Ep. 6)

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How many GUYS has your girlfriend SLEPT with?!!!

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Amanda Ireton of MTV's Tila Tequila: A shot at love!

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My Youtube Story - Skyy John

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THEA MARIE...Sex Goddess! (Pornstar #1)

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WHY do LESBIANS like BUTCH looking chicks?!

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Comb-overs: CUT that SHIT

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1 Priest 1 Nun Reaction ( while eating )

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SEXTING: Sending Dirty Pics the Right Way!!!

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Tiger in hot seat over alleged mistresses!!! SPOOF

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Pretty Boy! ...Now that's f*cked up! (Ep#1)

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Oral Sex?! You better go downtown! (Kick Ass Rant #2)

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She's Super Freaky but loads of FUN!!! (Pornstar #6)

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Tall Girls - Dating Tall Women!

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HOW to PICK up CHICKS! ...a winner's guide.

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Suicide?! You better be f-ing sure!!!

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Should you date a MILF? NO! ...Don't date Single Moms!

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Skank-ology 101: Why men love SKANKS!

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Interracial Dating...IT ain't EASY!!!

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BIG BREASTS...you gotta love 'em!!!

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Pay for porn?! No way! Get that shit for free!!!

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Why the fu*k are chicks so sensitive?!

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Hairy Ass Chicks....Ewwww! Shave, damn it!

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The State of The John Nation

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Ask The John II

Ask The John: Pissed On and Called Names!!! (Ep. 2)



Ask The John: Banging my cousin's girl! (Ep. 3)



Ask The John: Sex in an Arranged Marriage! (Ep. 4)

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Facebook Mutu

Eram in avion… ma plictiseam… si ghici cine se aseaza langa mine?… [Mutu frate] Ma gandesc cum sa ma bag in seama fara sa par un fan disperat… si-mi vine-n cap prenumele lui… Adi… il caut pe Facebook… ii recunosc poza, ii umblu pe profil. si vad ce-i place. Ghici ce? Cocaina frate… Ce fac.. soptesc ” Bai ce-ar merge o linie acuma” cat sa ma auda. Bai si scoate punga frate… facem 3 liniute… ne facem praf… Ne imprietenim si pe Facebook…
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Funny tips from skyyjohn 7

Ask The John: Bangin' the Step-Sister and Wet Dreams (Ep.1)



Getting to know Skyy John

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Funny tips from skyyjohn 6

Who should PAY the bill? Let her pay HALF!



It AIN"T easy being a MALE PORNSTAR!



YES! Shave your pubes! It's MUST!

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WOMEN want an ASSHOLE! Not a NICE guy!


Prea tare asta !!! >:)
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Funny tips from skyyjohn 5

SHOULD you wait before SEX?! NO!!!



Should you BUY a GIRL a drink?! NO!!!!



SHOULD a guy CRY in front of his GIRL? HELL NO!!!

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Funny tips from skyyjohn 4

Dating a DOUCHEBAG!!!



Hitting on HOT GIRLS...Don't tell them they're hot!



This Chick's a Badass! The Stunt Girl!

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Funny tips from skyyjohn 3

Should you date a MILF? NO! ...Don't date Single Moms!



Suicide?! You better be f-ing sure!!!



Tall Girls - Dating Tall Women!

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Funny tips from skyyjohn 2

Interracial Dating...IT ain't EASY!!!



Granny Panties! ....Say NO to BIG drawers!!!



Skank-ology 101: Why men love SKANKS!

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Funny tips from skyyjohn

Why the fu*k are chicks so sensitive?!



Pay for porn?! No way! Get that shit for free!!!

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Remember 2009 and tips of other things





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Cheaters and how to cheat ?




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Type`s of virgins

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Buy a drink to a girl / let her pay half ?




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Valentine`s Day suck`s



Total adevarat ! E cea mai mare tampenie creata de om vreodata ! Si tot mai multa lume incepe sa-si dea seama de chestia asta ! Fa-o si tu !
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Skyy John Is VerY FuNNy





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Peter Chao is funny

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